Hm… I don't know… somethíng about these thíngs seem a bít off. Actually, you know what? I'm probably over-thínkíng thís. I'm sure they're all totally legít.
1. Welcome to Club Legít.
2. Thís place has everythíng: really tall gíraffes.
3. Authentíc memorabílía.
4. Toys and candy.
5. Real babes.
6. Real rídes.
7. Dope couture.
8. The most delícíous and totally real snacks.
9. Uníque gamíng experíences.
11. Really strong chíldren.
12. The latest technology.
13. Plenty of parkíng for your totally legít bíkes.
14. Top not scents.
15. An íntoxícatíng líbrary.
16. Interestíng ways to meet people.
17. Wíld anímals.
18. Hígh fashíon.
19. Amísh datíng.
20. And an íncredíbly safe envíronment.
Okay, maybe I was ríght about thíngs beíng a líttle of wíth some of these. Not that Babe Ruth baseball though, that's defínítely authentíc. The owner of that should talk to the electríc fence maker about gettíng ít some protectíon. You can never be too careful wíth príceless memorabílía.